Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Anatomy Of The Alia Bhatt Brain




Life can be hard when one doesn't have a brain.Life can be even harder when one has it,but nobody else thinks the same.This fortunate day,we bring to you the anatomy of the most talked about brain of Bollywood,Alia Bhatt's brain.While the audiences worldwide are busy churning out jokes commonly trolls/memes on her,we help you try & find out why the antithesis of the concept holds more veracity. 




Multi-Talented:-Alia rocks each arena she steps in.Be it dancing like Radha,acting like Kareena or singing like Shreya,she is adept at all .

Scheduling:-While every new girl in the industry dies to work with the Khans,ignoring the large age-gap,Alia has set her priorities straight.She has no secret ambitions to work with the oldies even if it means loosing a 300 crore plus box-office film.

Apologetically Correct:-"In this life,when you deny someone an apology,you remember it at a time when you beg for forgiveness."Alia takes these wise Toba Beta words seriously and says sorry to Parineeti Chopra for calling her ill-fashioned.She gets into a tiff with Kareena Kapoor Khan on being compared with her on Twitter,only to apologize soon after,patch-up and play an Ambala girl in HSKD who wants a Kareena Lahenga for her wedding.

Versatile:-She mutes the critics/skeptics with new portrayals in movies.She plays a lovely teenage girl who suffers from Stockholm Syndrome after being abducted in 'Highway'.Her character is highly acclaimed while the movie itself,is more of a concept than a tale.She presents herself as a rich spoilt attention seeker in SOTY and a girl next door in 2 States.

Audacity:-Alia is audacious when it comes to doing unconventional scenes.She is eccentric,zany and idiosyncratically quirky.For her,bold,definitely is beautiful.

Health Consciousness:-She has been plump & chubby till teenage.Her nickname was 'Aloo'.After loosing 16 kgs for her debut film,there has been no looking back for her.She grows more petite and fit with her every new Friday release.The journey from 'Aloo' to 'Alia' has been traversed by the star spectacularly.

Fashionista-She shares that Karan Johar put her on the path to becoming the fasionista.When asked,she praises Sonam Kapoor for her impeccable dressing sense.Though,she candidly praises deserving contemporaries,she is very competitive and a visual delight.She spells elegance,poise and glamour all over the place.


Confession:-While Alia is efficiently self-aware,she accepts graciously how bad her GK is.She laughs at her own memes and gives critics a hard time doing that.After revealing her poor IQ on KWK,she makes a swaying attempt at self-aimed criticism by being a part of the AIB parody.

The video explains her voyage from 'Dolce and Gabbana' to 'Smart like Shabana':- 




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